Your Horoscopes - Week Of October 26, 2010

Aries The stars are beginning to suspect you think of relationships, dating, and in fact any romantic involvement whatsoever as nothing more than an excuse to make mixtapes.

Source: http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/0agAeA4IBKw/

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